The latest meme

This has been floating around some blogs lately, searching google using one’s name and key words.  I decided to try despite some trepidation…Chana is not common as a name in English, and I wasn’t quite sure I would find anything.  (I could have done it in Hebrew, but not for this blog…)  Indeed, google kept asking me if I meant to ask “China”.  And it turns out that in India “chana” means “chick pea”  – so the question about what Chana eats just kept giving recipes for Chana Masala and other dishes.  Chick peas also popped up in other queries, but only once on the first response. And in China, CHANA is a car manufacturer.  Who knew?

Type in the following and fill in the first result….

1: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search:

The flight gives us the opportunity to go to California as often as Chana needs.

2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:

Chana dal, which is shown here, looks just like yellow split peas but is quite different.

3: Type in “[your name] does” in Google search:

Kukur Chana does not have any Contacts at this time.

4: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search:

Chana also hates sweets, but we forced her to eat some cake and ice cream.

5: Type in “[your name] goes to” in Google search:

The Curious Jew:  In Which Chana Goes to Williamsburg (And Scandalizes Everyone).

6: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:

This is a High Quality Charlie Chana Loves me T-Shirt.

7: Type in “[your name] eats” in Google search:

Healthy Kosher Eating With Chana

8: Type in “[your name] has” in Google search:

CHANA Automobile has a long history. Nowadays, CHANA has producing capacity of one(1) million automobiles and one(1) million engines.

9: Type in “[your name] died” in Google Search:

Justin Sleezer and Cameron Chana died of severe head injuries on Saturday, May 30. Chana and Sleezer were traveling in a bus in Mattoon,

10: Type in “[your name] will” in Google search:

Chana will work with your community to develop a program that best suits your camp’s sensibility.

Hm…so not only will Chana develop a program for your camp, but CHANA will transport you and feed you chick peas as well (but no sweets).    Efficient, this Chana.


3 Responses to “The latest meme”

  1. Roberta Says:

    Of course I had to check the google searches, and since my name is more popular ( 😛 ) in English and when I put in “Roberta loves” I found that there are T-shirts at cafepress with “Roberta loves me” 🙂 🙂 🙂,110185937

    Maybe I should buy some and give them as presents …

    And “Roberta will” gives me the lyrics to Roberta Flack’s – Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow Lyrics .

  2. eclecticitee Says:

    Love the shirts!

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